5. Danny Drinkwater
Danny Drinkwater, remember him? Unfortunately I do because let me tell you, this guy is a prime example of being English and massively overrated and overpriced. This guy was as useless as they get, just because you looked good in a system it doesn’t mean you’re a good player. There wasn’t anything convincing about his performances that would make you think this player is actually gonna be world class in fact he was world class at stealing a living and I’ll give him props for that. The signing of this utter sh*te bag killed Nathaniel Chalobah’s Chelsea career who would have saved Chelsea a lot of money and actually offered much more.
4. Álvaro Morata
Never seen a bigger b*tch in my life man, like how you gonna tell your wife you couldn’t handle the pressure??? I beg your a footballer and as forward you should be thriving on it not going off to your missus crying. Look he started off very well which I’m not gonna deny but as he played more and more he kept missing chance after chance and next thing you know he’s playing like Jo. His movement for a striker is unbelievable but his lack of finishing had me thinking about life, and especially the league cup game against Arsenal remains one of the most frustrating games I’ve seen of a player EVER!!! Wallahi this bum got more clear-cut chances than any striker at Chelsea that I have seen. Strikers are meant to bring you happy moments with their goals but Morata? I keep getting PTSD thinking about his time at the club.
3. Kepa Arrizabalaga
‘The Key To Making Money’ Scene from Wolf of Wall Street is how I imagined Athletic Bilbao office was like right before selling Kepa. If there ever was a player that was the managers son, Kepa would be that player. He’s truly the worst keeper I have ever seen play football, he has small arms, he has weak wrists, he has shit handling and he can’t play with his feet. There were articles going around saying he was baffled by lack of tactical instructions from Frank Lampard, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? YOU AIN’T MIDFIELDER, YOU’RE A GOD DAMN KEEPER, GO MAKE SAVES YOU SH*TE BAG. He’s a cancer to Chelsea football club and I can’t wait till he f*cks off.
2. Marcos Alonso (Redacted)
HE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP AND IN PRISON. WHAT A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING AND FOOTBALLER. HELL AWAITS FOR THIS BASTARD.
If I published what was said in the heading about this man, the website would get taken down…
1. Willian (sigh)
The mere mention of this anti footballer boils my blood. This guy once said ‘I decided half of the games, he (Eden Hazard) the other half’ he’s correct ngl as Hazard was winning the other half while this donkey was losing us the other half. As strikers were meant bring me happy moments, wingers and especially Brazilian ones were supposed to leave me in awe with their skilful and free flowing football, so much that one day I would be able to tell my kids or grandkids about them, but Willian (sigh) simply offered none of that during his time at Chelsea.
He was pretty much useless at everything you needed from your winger, sh*te at creating chances, scoring goals? LOL, awful crosser of the ball, poor skills and so so bad at passing. His work rate was highly overrated by the god damn awful English media pundits, which simply was unbearable.
His cameo against Man Utd in Frank Lampard’s first game will remain the worst display I’ve have witnessed in all my years of supporting Chelsea. As for the Arsenal fans that came for me because the donkey performed once every 20 games, I know you lot are already suffering with him being there and from the bottom of my heart I wish nothing but more pain.
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